Tag Archives: Santa

Ornament Report, 12/9

  Many people ask, “Why doesn’t my cat produce such wonderful reports and graphs?” Your cat DOES have this kind of data collection.  Every day.  In fact, your kitty is an Excel power user.   Perhaps you need to ask yourself … Continue reading

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Thank you, Santa

Dear Santa: While I like all the gifts you left, you failed to take the dog that I had clearly left under the tree for you.  I hope you can grab the reindeer and swing by to pick it up … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Santa Comes Tonight

Cats around the world are waiting under their tree tonight for Santa. Cat tree, or Christmas tree, it’s all the same to Santa. Not all humans will get gifts. Waiting under the tree is better with snacks. Santa like kitties … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Waiting for Santa

Cottonball had such an enthusiastic occupy tree attitude, his humans decided to install a Festivus Lamp instead. Sky has settled down for a long winter’s nap.  In the tree. Jess has asked for a pillow to be installed in the … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Holiday Spirit

Occupy Tree:  It’s not a protest, it’s a lifestyle. I am a cat who needs Santa to know I am a VERY good cat. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat with no food … Continue reading

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Let the Feastivities begin! FREE Fancy Feast Ornament

Love.  Joy.  Feast. I love Christmas.  Why?  So many reasons: Santa and I are BFFs I look really cute under the tree Holiday snacks My “Occupy Tree” protest Lots of boxes and crinkly paper Feasting The traditional “batting of the … Continue reading

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Treat Your Dog For Christmas

I know what your dog wants.  It wants to be part of the Christmas joy in your household.  What’s the best way to help your dog do that?  Costumes!   Think reindeer antlers and Santa suits and elf hats.  The more … Continue reading

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Dear (Slacker) Santa:

Dear Santa: Let’s review my original list, and compare it to what I found under the tree yesterday: On list:  A few dozen bales of catnip.  Received:  A 10 oz. bag of catnip.  You may want to check which of your … Continue reading

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The Night Before….

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the flat Not a creature was stirring, except for the cat. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. The humans were … Continue reading

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Santa snack

Dear Thing One and Thing Two: Mrs. Claus called.  She wanted you to know that Santa is on a special diet, and would like to make sure you leave the right foods for him under the tree on Christmas Eve.  … Continue reading

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