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Ornament Report – Cat police update

Do you have lost or damaged holiday decorations?  Do not blame your cat.  Chances are, your kitty is on patrol trying to protect your home from holiday vandals. Recent DNA analysis points to these suspects: Nativity sheep are NOT to … Continue reading

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Ornament Report, 12/9

  Many people ask, “Why doesn’t my cat produce such wonderful reports and graphs?” Your cat DOES have this kind of data collection.  Every day.  In fact, your kitty is an Excel power user.   Perhaps you need to ask yourself … Continue reading

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Ornament Relocation Report

Some people are surprised that cats produce such detailed reports of their #OccupyTree activities.  We take this job very seriously. No nativity sheep were harmed in the creation of this graph.

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Ornament Report

As part of my holiday job, I am keeping careful tabs on the ornaments. Stay tuned for the next report. Occupy Tree!

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Thank you, Santa

Dear Santa: While I like all the gifts you left, you failed to take the dog that I had clearly left under the tree for you.  I hope you can grab the reindeer and swing by to pick it up … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Santa Comes Tonight

Cats around the world are waiting under their tree tonight for Santa. Cat tree, or Christmas tree, it’s all the same to Santa. Not all humans will get gifts. Waiting under the tree is better with snacks. Santa like kitties … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Countdown to Santa

I am a cat who had my couch moved to make room for the Christmas tree. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat who gets blamed (wrongly) for broken ornaments. I am the 99 … Continue reading

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Treat Your Dog For Christmas

I know what your dog wants.  It wants to be part of the Christmas joy in your household.  What’s the best way to help your dog do that?  Costumes!   Think reindeer antlers and Santa suits and elf hats.  The more … Continue reading

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Twelve days of Catmas

 The Twelve Days of Christmas are the days from December 25  (Christmas) to January 6 (Epiphany).  The Twelve Days of Catmas may be celebrated any time your cat desires.    Sing along with the this favorite holiday song:   On the first day of … Continue reading

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Holiday Spirit

To ensure your holiday is as festive as possible for your cat, try the following: (A) Sing holiday cat carols: Away in a Cat Bed Jingle Balls (Are Fun to Play With) Runnin’ Around The Christmas Tree O Meowy Night … Continue reading

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