Tag Archives: couch

Ornament Relocation Report

Some people are surprised that cats produce such detailed reports of their #OccupyTree activities.  We take this job very seriously. No nativity sheep were harmed in the creation of this graph.

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Ornament Report

As part of my holiday job, I am keeping careful tabs on the ornaments. Stay tuned for the next report. Occupy Tree!

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CFB’s 10 Best Tweets of 2013

2013 was a wonderful year.  I had some great moments on my couch, took a nice vacation on the comfy chair, and helped the dog get itself in a lot of trouble. I also was my usual witty self on … Continue reading

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NaNoWriMo Improvements

This year is the 15th annual NaNoWriMo.   It’s time to add a few more chapters to the event.   Here is my list of suggested add-ons to improve the adventure.  Write on. NaNaMo  – National Nap Month.  Participants try to nap … Continue reading

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NaNoWriMoCo

It’s NaNoWriMo.  You know, National Novel Writing month?  Where humans pledge to write an entire novel in a month?  Like everything else in life, cats have a better version.  My version of NaNoWriMo is held on the couch, hence the improved … Continue reading

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National Feral Cat Day (and free T-shirts!)

The 13th annual National Feral Cat Day will be celebrated on October 16.  Now, you know I am not a feral cat, but I have seen some on the other side of my window.  I have to say, my life … Continue reading

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Tour de Couch

The Tour de Couch is a contest for only the fittest athletes:  The one who best completes a series of over 2,000 hours of naps in a little over 20 days wins.  Yes, it’s just as difficult as it sounds. … Continue reading

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2013 Couchathon

Second Annual CFB Couch Marathon Get ready for the premiere couch napping event of the year:  The CFB Ultimate Couch Marathon —  the “Couchathon.”  Sign up for a full Couch Marathon (26.2 hours) or Half Couch Marathon (13.1 hours) and … Continue reading

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My story: Thing One, my humble beginnings (and a scoop on Spud)

I know all my fans will want to help me say “thank you” to the organization that made it possible  for me to meet Thing One and then share my fabulous-ness on the internet.   Next month, I’m participating in the … Continue reading

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How to Make Buttered Toast

If you have been paying any attention to me at all, you know I am a fan of buttered toast. Recently, I Tweeted a recipe for buttered toast that I found online.  http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Buttered-Toast  While this Tweet was very popular, it … Continue reading

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