Tag Archives: Christmas

Ornament Report – Cat police update

Do you have lost or damaged holiday decorations?  Do not blame your cat.  Chances are, your kitty is on patrol trying to protect your home from holiday vandals. Recent DNA analysis points to these suspects: Nativity sheep are NOT to … Continue reading

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Ornament Report, 12/9

  Many people ask, “Why doesn’t my cat produce such wonderful reports and graphs?” Your cat DOES have this kind of data collection.  Every day.  In fact, your kitty is an Excel power user.   Perhaps you need to ask yourself … Continue reading

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Ornament Relocation Report

Some people are surprised that cats produce such detailed reports of their #OccupyTree activities.  We take this job very seriously. No nativity sheep were harmed in the creation of this graph.

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Occupy Tree: Santa Comes Tonight

Cats around the world are waiting under their tree tonight for Santa. Cat tree, or Christmas tree, it’s all the same to Santa. Not all humans will get gifts. Waiting under the tree is better with snacks. Santa like kitties … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Waiting for Santa

Cottonball had such an enthusiastic occupy tree attitude, his humans decided to install a Festivus Lamp instead. Sky has settled down for a long winter’s nap.  In the tree. Jess has asked for a pillow to be installed in the … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Holiday Spirit

Occupy Tree:  It’s not a protest, it’s a lifestyle. I am a cat who needs Santa to know I am a VERY good cat. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat with no food … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Countdown to Santa

I am a cat who had my couch moved to make room for the Christmas tree. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat who gets blamed (wrongly) for broken ornaments. I am the 99 … Continue reading

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Let the Feastivities begin! FREE Fancy Feast Ornament

Love.  Joy.  Feast. I love Christmas.  Why?  So many reasons: Santa and I are BFFs I look really cute under the tree Holiday snacks My “Occupy Tree” protest Lots of boxes and crinkly paper Feasting The traditional “batting of the … Continue reading

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Free Fancy Feast Ornament

If you’re an avid Fancy Feast fan (and who isn’t?), you know they create a holiday ornament each year to celebrate the magical season of giving to your cats.  Ordinary people (and dogs) have to head over to Facebook to … Continue reading

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Dear Santa

Dear Santa: I realize my last letter to you may have sounded a bit selfish.  The last thing I want this hoilday season is to appear greedy, so I’d like to revise my list.  For me:  Nothing.  Honest.  It would … Continue reading

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