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Ornament Report

As part of my holiday job, I am keeping careful tabs on the ornaments. Stay tuned for the next report. Occupy Tree!

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CFB, Advice Columnist

From time to time, people write to ask my advice on issues that concern them.  They do this because cats are so smart, and feline wisdom can apply to all questions.  Also,  I am awesome. Here is a recent request … Continue reading

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Benefit for a FOCFB (Friend of CFB)

  Meet Esmeralda: Yes, she’s a dog.  You know how I feel about dogs.  Esmeralda, however, is the BFF of Gilda, a very cool cat.  Here, Esmeralda and Gilda are working on a plot to steal some sandwiches: Glida just … Continue reading

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Cat Fort Holiday

In honor of Bastille Day, cats everywhere are climbing in to cardboard boxes to commemorate the holiday.   Vive le box! Some people think today is about a French national holiday, but it’s really about box forts.   Be sure you … Continue reading

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I’m Doing a Walkathon !

My shelter, the Humane Society of Chittenden County, has an annual fund raiser called Walk For the Animals.  This year, there’s a 1.25 mile walk and a 5 K run.   Since they did so much for me, I thought I’d … Continue reading

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2013 Couchathon

Second Annual CFB Couch Marathon Get ready for the premiere couch napping event of the year:  The CFB Ultimate Couch Marathon —  the “Couchathon.”  Sign up for a full Couch Marathon (26.2 hours) or Half Couch Marathon (13.1 hours) and … Continue reading

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Secret Cat Stuff: Cat Club Rules

If you are a cat, you already know everything about Secret Cat Stuff (SCS).  All cats are automatically members of Cat Club, where SCS is studied.  For you non-felines, I’m sharing some the basic rules of Cat Club here.   Reading … Continue reading

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The Dog Did It

Dear Thing One: I know you were at work and then out doing other things that kept you from watching the dog all day.  I took the liberty of making a list of all of the canine transgressions that occurred … Continue reading

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A Cat’s View of the Olympics — Day 3

Today, I’ll explain the details behind Artistic Gymnastics – floor exercises, or the Flat Feline Routine. In the floor exercises, competitors may choose to perform on carpet, hardwood, tile, or any flat surface.  You may see advanced athletes doing their … Continue reading

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Sunshine Award for CFB

As an awesome cat blogger, I’m destined to win many awards.  It’s inevitable. The “Sunshine Award” is a peer acknowledgement given to blogs which contribute to the blogging community in a positive or inspirational way.   I’m always spreading fur … Continue reading

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