Category Archives: shelter

The Petties 2014: Funniest Blog/ Blogger

I am a finalist in the Petties Awards, in the category of Funniest Blog.  While I am funny (and very, very cute), this message has a serious note. When I win this award, a donation of $1000 will be made … Continue reading

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No, no. Not funny. Bad human.

http://petties.dogtime.com/   http://petties.dogtime.com/ vote every day until July 31, or I’ll send the dog to your house. Remember, my shelter will get $1000 if I win. The Humane Society of Chittenden County is where I met Thing One. Without them, … Continue reading

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Mittens – celebrity cat at my shelter

This is my new friend Mittens.  She’s famous here because she was pulled out of the lake recently by a security guard in a kayak.  Staff people had heard her crying and saw her clinging to the nearby dock.  It … Continue reading

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Absolutely NOT funny

Cats + hats = No, no.  Bad human. Voting for Cat Food Breath to win the Petties Award for Funniest Blog  = Good human. http://petties.dogtime.com/   When I win, my shelter will get $1000.   That’s the Humane Society of Chittenden … Continue reading

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NOT funny at all

You can vote every day until July 31. Cats + cow costumes = no laughing matter http://petties.dogtime.com/

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The Petties: Funniest Blog

I am a finalist in the Petties Awards, in the category of Funniest Blog.  While I am funny, this message has a serious note. When I win this award, a donation of $1000 will be made to the shelter of … Continue reading

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I’m Doing a Walkathon !

My shelter, the Humane Society of Chittenden County, has an annual fund raiser called Walk For the Animals.  This year, there’s a 1.25 mile walk and a 5 K run.   Since they did so much for me, I thought I’d … Continue reading

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My story: Thing One, my humble beginnings (and a scoop on Spud)

I know all my fans will want to help me say “thank you” to the organization that made it possible  for me to meet Thing One and then share my fabulous-ness on the internet.   Next month, I’m participating in the … Continue reading

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CFB on TV!

As I’ve always said, fabulous cats make fabulous television stars.  I have been destined for stardom since I was a kitten.  I have now made my debut on the small screen, and I’m ready to start preparing to be part … Continue reading

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My Followers Rock

Cats do not have to be grateful.  We know we are wonderful and that we deserve the best.   What you are about to witness is a rare occurrence in the world of felines:  A thank-you note. Today, Dog Time Media … Continue reading

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