Category Archives: holiday

Ornament Report – Cat police update

Do you have lost or damaged holiday decorations?  Do not blame your cat.  Chances are, your kitty is on patrol trying to protect your home from holiday vandals. Recent DNA analysis points to these suspects: Nativity sheep are NOT to … Continue reading

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Ornament Report, 12/9

  Many people ask, “Why doesn’t my cat produce such wonderful reports and graphs?” Your cat DOES have this kind of data collection.  Every day.  In fact, your kitty is an Excel power user.   Perhaps you need to ask yourself … Continue reading

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Ornament Report

As part of my holiday job, I am keeping careful tabs on the ornaments. Stay tuned for the next report. Occupy Tree!

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Thank you, Santa

Dear Santa: While I like all the gifts you left, you failed to take the dog that I had clearly left under the tree for you.  I hope you can grab the reindeer and swing by to pick it up … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Santa Comes Tonight

Cats around the world are waiting under their tree tonight for Santa. Cat tree, or Christmas tree, it’s all the same to Santa. Not all humans will get gifts. Waiting under the tree is better with snacks. Santa like kitties … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Holiday Spirit

Occupy Tree:  It’s not a protest, it’s a lifestyle. I am a cat who needs Santa to know I am a VERY good cat. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat with no food … Continue reading

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Let the Feastivities begin! FREE Fancy Feast Ornament

Love.  Joy.  Feast. I love Christmas.  Why?  So many reasons: Santa and I are BFFs I look really cute under the tree Holiday snacks My “Occupy Tree” protest Lots of boxes and crinkly paper Feasting The traditional “batting of the … Continue reading

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Trick or Treat for Felines

Your cat would love to go Trick-or-Treating.  What’s that?  You think I’m crazy?  You are sure your cat would prefer to nap on the couch instead of traipsing door to door looking for handouts?  You are wrong. The reason kitties … Continue reading

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Cat Fort Holiday

In honor of Bastille Day, cats everywhere are climbing in to cardboard boxes to commemorate the holiday.   Vive le box! Some people think today is about a French national holiday, but it’s really about box forts.   Be sure you … Continue reading

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Treat Your Dog For Christmas

I know what your dog wants.  It wants to be part of the Christmas joy in your household.  What’s the best way to help your dog do that?  Costumes!   Think reindeer antlers and Santa suits and elf hats.  The more … Continue reading

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