Category Archives: couch

2013 Couchathon

Second Annual CFB Couch Marathon Get ready for the premiere couch napping event of the year:  The CFB Ultimate Couch Marathon –  the “Couchathon.”  Sign up for a full Couch Marathon (26.2 hours) or Half Couch Marathon (13.1 hours) and … Continue reading

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How to Make Buttered Toast

If you have been paying any attention to me at all, you know I am a fan of buttered toast. Recently, I Tweeted a recipe for buttered toast that I found online.  http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Buttered-Toast  While this Tweet was very popular, it … Continue reading

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random items from under the couch

At some point during my morning nap, my Twitter account topped 30,000 followers.  As promised, it’s time to hand out some Fan Appreciation prizes. In accordance with Secret Cat Method prize selection rules, I am posting a partial inventory of … Continue reading

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From the Mailbag…..

Of course I get tons of fan mail.  Everyone loves me. This loyal follower has been on the edge of his couch keeping up with the drama of my escapades.  Each episode of Occupy Couch and Occupy Tree added up … Continue reading

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How to Make Your Cat Happy: An Infographic

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World Cat Day

Our Olympic coverage is being pre-empted with this important news:  August 8 is World Cat Day.  Yes, it’s a day, like the other 364 days of the year, that’s all about your cat. The basic celebratory routine for World Cat … Continue reading

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A Cat’s View of the Olympics — ticket trouble

Excuse me.  You seem to be in my seat.  I have tickets for this premium sofa seating for the entire duration of the Olympics.  I ordered my tickets many months ago.  It is not my fault you did not plan … Continue reading

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CFB on TV!

As I’ve always said, fabulous cats make fabulous television stars.  I have been destined for stardom since I was a kitten.  I have now made my debut on the small screen, and I’m ready to start preparing to be part … Continue reading

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How to Choose a Couch

It’s common knowledge that I have a special relationship with my couch.  We go way back, and we’ve had nothing but good times together.  Folks are always asking me, “CFB, how do you do it?  What’s your secret for such … Continue reading

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Cat Vacation

Thing Two has been talking about going on vacation.  That means Thing One and the Wonderfully Squishy Lap go away and a “cat sitter” comes over. I have two main Cat Sitters. The best Cat Sitter does what it is … Continue reading

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