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Do you have lost or damaged holiday decorations? Do not blame your cat. Chances are, your kitty is on patrol trying to protect your home from holiday vandals. Recent DNA analysis points to these suspects: Nativity sheep are NOT to … Continue reading
Many people ask, “Why doesn’t my cat produce such wonderful reports and graphs?” Your cat DOES have this kind of data collection. Every day. In fact, your kitty is an Excel power user. Perhaps you need to ask yourself … Continue reading
Some people are surprised that cats produce such detailed reports of their #OccupyTree activities. We take this job very seriously. No nativity sheep were harmed in the creation of this graph.
As part of my holiday job, I am keeping careful tabs on the ornaments. Stay tuned for the next report. Occupy Tree!
2013 was a wonderful year. I had some great moments on my couch, took a nice vacation on the comfy chair, and helped the dog get itself in a lot of trouble. I also was my usual witty self on … Continue reading
Dear Santa: While I like all the gifts you left, you failed to take the dog that I had clearly left under the tree for you. I hope you can grab the reindeer and swing by to pick it up … Continue reading
Cats around the world are waiting under their tree tonight for Santa. Cat tree, or Christmas tree, it’s all the same to Santa. Not all humans will get gifts. Waiting under the tree is better with snacks. Santa like kitties … Continue reading
Cottonball had such an enthusiastic occupy tree attitude, his humans decided to install a Festivus Lamp instead. Sky has settled down for a long winter’s nap. In the tree. Jess has asked for a pillow to be installed in the … Continue reading
Occupy Tree: It’s not a protest, it’s a lifestyle. I am a cat who needs Santa to know I am a VERY good cat. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat with no food … Continue reading