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Ornament Report, 12/9
Many people ask, “Why doesn’t my cat produce such wonderful reports and graphs?” Your cat DOES have this kind of data collection. Every day. In fact, your kitty is an Excel power user. Perhaps you need to ask yourself … Continue reading
Posted in cat, catfoodbreath, Christmas, holiday
Tagged cat, catfoodbreath, Christmas, Excel, holiday, occupycouch, ornaments, reports, Santa, tree
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Dear Kitten: T-shirt give-away
If you haven’t seen the very adorable (but not as adorable as me, of course) video illustrating how a cat imparts household and life lessons to the fuzzy new family member, you need to do so now: “Dear Kitten” The … Continue reading
Posted in cat, catfoodbreath, Dear Kitten, Friskies, giveaway, Video
Tagged cat, cat food, Dear Kitten, free, Friskies, giveaway, T-shirt, video
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The Petties 2014: Funniest Blog/ Blogger
I am a finalist in the Petties Awards, in the category of Funniest Blog. While I am funny (and very, very cute), this message has a serious note. When I win this award, a donation of $1000 will be made … Continue reading
Posted in awards, blog, cat, catfoodbreath, couch, shelter
Tagged awards, cat, catfoodbreath, funny, HSCC, Petties, shelter, shelter. humane society, vote
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CFB, Advice Columnist
From time to time, people write to ask my advice on issues that concern them. They do this because cats are so smart, and feline wisdom can apply to all questions. Also, I am awesome. Here is a recent request … Continue reading
Posted in cat, catfoodbreath, fans, food, Uncategorized
Tagged advice, cat, catfoodbreath, column, food, girlfriend, kitten, Kitten Chow, sardines, snacks
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Thank you, Santa
Dear Santa: While I like all the gifts you left, you failed to take the dog that I had clearly left under the tree for you. I hope you can grab the reindeer and swing by to pick it up … Continue reading
Posted in cat, catfoodbreath, cats, Christmas, holiday, occupytree, Santa
Tagged catfoodbreath, cats, dog, gifts, holiday, letter, presents, Santa, snacks, thanks
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Occupy Tree: Santa Comes Tonight
Cats around the world are waiting under their tree tonight for Santa. Cat tree, or Christmas tree, it’s all the same to Santa. Not all humans will get gifts. Waiting under the tree is better with snacks. Santa like kitties … Continue reading
Posted in cat, catfoodbreath, Christmas, gift wrap, holiday, occupytree, Santa
Tagged catfoodbreath, cats, Christmas, gifts, holiday, occupytree, present, Santa, tree
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Occupy Tree: Holiday Spirit
Occupy Tree: It’s not a protest, it’s a lifestyle. I am a cat who needs Santa to know I am a VERY good cat. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat with no food … Continue reading
Posted in catfoodbreath, cats, Christmas, holiday, occupytree, Santa
Tagged catfoodbreath, cats, Christmas, decoration, occupytree, Santa, tree
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Occupy Tree: Countdown to Santa
I am a cat who had my couch moved to make room for the Christmas tree. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat who gets blamed (wrongly) for broken ornaments. I am the 99 … Continue reading
Posted in cat, catfoodbreath, cats, Christmas, occupytree
Tagged catfoodbreath, cats, Christmas, holiday, occupy tree, tree
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Let the Feastivities begin! FREE Fancy Feast Ornament
Love. Joy. Feast. I love Christmas. Why? So many reasons: Santa and I are BFFs I look really cute under the tree Holiday snacks My “Occupy Tree” protest Lots of boxes and crinkly paper Feasting The traditional “batting of the … Continue reading
Posted in cat, catfoodbreath, Christmas, food, giveaway, holiday, occupytree, Santa, Secret Cat Stuff
Tagged cat, catfoodbreath, Christmas, Fancy Feast, free, giveaway, ornament, Santa, tree
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