Category Archives: catfoodbreath

Ornament Report, 12/9

  Many people ask, “Why doesn’t my cat produce such wonderful reports and graphs?” Your cat DOES have this kind of data collection.  Every day.  In fact, your kitty is an Excel power user.   Perhaps you need to ask yourself … Continue reading

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Dear Kitten: T-shirt give-away

If you haven’t seen the very adorable (but not as adorable as me, of course) video illustrating how a cat imparts household and life lessons to the fuzzy new family member,  you need to do so now:  “Dear Kitten”  The … Continue reading

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The Petties 2014: Funniest Blog/ Blogger

I am a finalist in the Petties Awards, in the category of Funniest Blog.  While I am funny (and very, very cute), this message has a serious note. When I win this award, a donation of $1000 will be made … Continue reading

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Guest Room Resort Travel Review, Part 2

I am continuing the review of my trip to the Guest Room Resort.  I recently spent a week there, having gotten a recommendation to visit from my friend Fishy Fishy, who once stayed a month there under the bed.  If … Continue reading

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CFB, Advice Columnist

From time to time, people write to ask my advice on issues that concern them.  They do this because cats are so smart, and feline wisdom can apply to all questions.  Also,  I am awesome. Here is a recent request … Continue reading

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Thank you, Santa

Dear Santa: While I like all the gifts you left, you failed to take the dog that I had clearly left under the tree for you.  I hope you can grab the reindeer and swing by to pick it up … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Santa Comes Tonight

Cats around the world are waiting under their tree tonight for Santa. Cat tree, or Christmas tree, it’s all the same to Santa. Not all humans will get gifts. Waiting under the tree is better with snacks. Santa like kitties … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Holiday Spirit

Occupy Tree:  It’s not a protest, it’s a lifestyle. I am a cat who needs Santa to know I am a VERY good cat. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat with no food … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Countdown to Santa

I am a cat who had my couch moved to make room for the Christmas tree. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat who gets blamed (wrongly) for broken ornaments. I am the 99 … Continue reading

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Let the Feastivities begin! FREE Fancy Feast Ornament

Love.  Joy.  Feast. I love Christmas.  Why?  So many reasons: Santa and I are BFFs I look really cute under the tree Holiday snacks My “Occupy Tree” protest Lots of boxes and crinkly paper Feasting The traditional “batting of the … Continue reading

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