Category Archives: blog

The Petties 2014: Funniest Blog/ Blogger

I am a finalist in the Petties Awards, in the category of Funniest Blog.  While I am funny (and very, very cute), this message has a serious note. When I win this award, a donation of $1000 will be made … Continue reading

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CFB’s 10 Best Tweets of 2013

2013 was a wonderful year.  I had some great moments on my couch, took a nice vacation on the comfy chair, and helped the dog get itself in a lot of trouble. I also was my usual witty self on … Continue reading

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NaNoWriMo: My novel

As a dedicated NaNoWriMo participant, I’ve been working on my novel.   Of course, since I am also a cat, I have found a way to produce a masterpiece without doing a lot of work.  I asked my fans to join … Continue reading

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NaNoWriMo Improvements

This year is the 15th annual NaNoWriMo.   It’s time to add a few more chapters to the event.   Here is my list of suggested add-ons to improve the adventure.  Write on. NaNaMo  – National Nap Month.  Participants try to nap … Continue reading

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NaNoWriMoCo

It’s NaNoWriMo.  You know, National Novel Writing month?  Where humans pledge to write an entire novel in a month?  Like everything else in life, cats have a better version.  My version of NaNoWriMo is held on the couch, hence the improved … Continue reading

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No, no. Not funny. Bad human.

http://petties.dogtime.com/   http://petties.dogtime.com/ vote every day until July 31, or I’ll send the dog to your house. Remember, my shelter will get $1000 if I win. The Humane Society of Chittenden County is where I met Thing One. Without them, … Continue reading

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Mittens – celebrity cat at my shelter

This is my new friend Mittens.  She’s famous here because she was pulled out of the lake recently by a security guard in a kayak.  Staff people had heard her crying and saw her clinging to the nearby dock.  It … Continue reading

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Absolutely NOT funny

Cats + hats = No, no.  Bad human. Voting for Cat Food Breath to win the Petties Award for Funniest Blog  = Good human. http://petties.dogtime.com/   When I win, my shelter will get $1000.   That’s the Humane Society of Chittenden … Continue reading

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NOT funny at all

You can vote every day until July 31. Cats + cow costumes = no laughing matter http://petties.dogtime.com/

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The Petties: Funniest Blog

I am a finalist in the Petties Awards, in the category of Funniest Blog.  While I am funny, this message has a serious note. When I win this award, a donation of $1000 will be made to the shelter of … Continue reading

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