Author Archives: CFB

Benefit for a FOCFB (Friend of CFB)

  Meet Esmeralda: Yes, she’s a dog.  You know how I feel about dogs.  Esmeralda, however, is the BFF of Gilda, a very cool cat.  Here, Esmeralda and Gilda are working on a plot to steal some sandwiches: Glida just … Continue reading

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CFB’s 10 Best Tweets of 2013

2013 was a wonderful year.  I had some great moments on my couch, took a nice vacation on the comfy chair, and helped the dog get itself in a lot of trouble. I also was my usual witty self on … Continue reading

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Thank you, Santa

Dear Santa: While I like all the gifts you left, you failed to take the dog that I had clearly left under the tree for you.  I hope you can grab the reindeer and swing by to pick it up … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Santa Comes Tonight

Cats around the world are waiting under their tree tonight for Santa. Cat tree, or Christmas tree, it’s all the same to Santa. Not all humans will get gifts. Waiting under the tree is better with snacks. Santa like kitties … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Waiting for Santa

Cottonball had such an enthusiastic occupy tree attitude, his humans decided to install a Festivus Lamp instead. Sky has settled down for a long winter’s nap.  In the tree. Jess has asked for a pillow to be installed in the … Continue reading

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NaNoWriMeow: A Winner

As you may know, November was National Novel Writing Month.   Since I have an awesome story to tell, I was motivated to participate.  However, since I am a cat, I wasn’t motivated to find all that time necessary to actually … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Holiday Spirit

Occupy Tree:  It’s not a protest, it’s a lifestyle. I am a cat who needs Santa to know I am a VERY good cat. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat with no food … Continue reading

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Occupy Tree: Countdown to Santa

I am a cat who had my couch moved to make room for the Christmas tree. I am the 99 percent. Occupy the Christmas Tree. I am a cat who gets blamed (wrongly) for broken ornaments. I am the 99 … Continue reading

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Let the Feastivities begin! FREE Fancy Feast Ornament

Love.  Joy.  Feast. I love Christmas.  Why?  So many reasons: Santa and I are BFFs I look really cute under the tree Holiday snacks My “Occupy Tree” protest Lots of boxes and crinkly paper Feasting The traditional “batting of the … Continue reading

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NaNoWriMo: My novel

As a dedicated NaNoWriMo participant, I’ve been working on my novel.   Of course, since I am also a cat, I have found a way to produce a masterpiece without doing a lot of work.  I asked my fans to join … Continue reading

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