Author Archives: CFB

2013 Couchathon

Posted on May 2, 2013 by CFB

Second Annual CFB Couch Marathon Get ready for the premiere couch napping event of the year:  The CFB Ultimate Couch Marathon –  the “Couchathon.”  Sign up for a full Couch Marathon (26.2 hours) or Half Couch Marathon (13.1 hours) and … Continue reading →

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My story: Thing One, my humble beginnings (and a scoop on Spud)

Posted on April 28, 2013 by CFB

I know all my fans will want to help me say “thank you” to the organization that made it possible  for me to meet Thing One and then share my fabulous-ness on the internet.   Next month, I’m participating in the … Continue reading →

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How to Make Buttered Toast

Posted on April 20, 2013 by CFB

If you have been paying any attention to me at all, you know I am a fan of buttered toast. Recently, I Tweeted a recipe for buttered toast that I found online.  http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Buttered-Toast  While this Tweet was very popular, it … Continue reading →

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Prizes awarded!

Posted on April 10, 2013 by CFB

As you recall, I recently posted a photo collection of random things from under my couch.   When Thing Two saw the large pile of items that had been photographed,  I could tell right away that it made a great … Continue reading →

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random items from under the couch

Posted on April 9, 2013 by CFB

At some point during my morning nap, my Twitter account topped 30,000 followers.  As promised, it’s time to hand out some Fan Appreciation prizes. In accordance with Secret Cat Method prize selection rules, I am posting a partial inventory of … Continue reading →

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How Not to Talk to a Kitty

Posted on April 4, 2013 by CFB

Thing One and Thing Two sometimes have their human friends over to my house.   When I deign to get up and check out these people, they (of course) think I am adorable and want to pet me.  After countless encounters … Continue reading →

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Fan Appreciation

Posted on April 2, 2013 by CFB

If you follow me on Twitter (and why wouldn’t you?), you may have noticed that I am approaching a milestone of 30,000 followers. To thank all of my loyal fans, I’m going to give away a prize to commemorate this … Continue reading →

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CFB’s Guide to Getting Rid of the Dog

Posted on January 12, 2013 by CFB

 

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Secret Cat Stuff: Cat Club Rules

Posted on January 8, 2013 by CFB

If you are a cat, you already know everything about Secret Cat Stuff (SCS).  All cats are automatically members of Cat Club, where SCS is studied.  For you non-felines, I’m sharing some the basic rules of Cat Club here.   Reading … Continue reading →

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From the Mailbag…..

Posted on January 6, 2013 by CFB

Of course I get tons of fan mail.  Everyone loves me. This loyal follower has been on the edge of his couch keeping up with the drama of my escapades.  Each episode of Occupy Couch and Occupy Tree added up … Continue reading →

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