While I like all the gifts you left, you failed to take the dog that I had clearly left under the tree for you. I hope you can grab the reindeer and swing by to pick it up soon.
Thing One and Thing Two did not buy me any presents, so I appreciate that you were the only one to pile up the loot under my tree. I have already lost most of the toys you brought under the couch, so while you’re over here picking up the dog, maybe you could move some furniture and retrieve all the jingle balls and toy mice?
Thank you again for all the Christmas gifts. Please leave more next year.
P.S. Sorry I drank all the milk that was left out for you.
P.S.S. Not all of my cat friends can write letters to Santa, so here’s some pictures of them enjoying their gifts and saying “thanks” in their own way:
Thanks again, Santa! Feel free to stop by in January to leave more toys.