If you are a cat, you already know everything about Secret Cat Stuff (SCS). All cats are automatically members of Cat Club, where SCS is studied. For you non-felines, I’m sharing some the basic rules of Cat Club here. Reading this list does not entitle you to claim that you understand cats.
A good day at Cat Club
1st RULE of Cat Club: You do not talk about Cat Club.
2nd RULE of Cat Club: You DO NOT talk about Cat Club.
3rd RULE of Cat Club: If someone says “no, no, bad kitty,” this may be ignored.
4th RULE of Cat Club: Only one cat to a lap, unless it’s extra squishy.
5th RULE of Cat Club: One snack at a time, unless you are really hungry.
A good day at Cat Club
6th RULE of Cat Club: No shirts without fur.
7th RULE of Cat Club: Naps will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE of Cat Club: If this is your first day of Cat Club, you HAVE to nap.
A good day at Cat Club
Photo credits: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kayaker1204/4338153364/
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I hope no dogs will want to join…
Purrs
I am a handsome Blue Point Siamese. My staff say I’m well tutored for about a month now. I am having fun being allowed to play in the house now with my son Pilgrim and my buddy Penelope. I do wonder why the older girls keep slapping me when I try to help them remember how incredibly HOT I am. Wassa matter with them?
Oh! Me Loves Cat Club!!!
Kisses
Nellie
No worries!! Not saying a word…er…PURR……….Love, Cody
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love it!
Concatulations CFB, you’ve been awarded The Next Big Thing Award. You can collect it here: http://www.mrbumpycat.com/2013/01/the-next-big-thing.html
This seriously made my day! I suffer from what I’ve decided to call “CIICO” or “Chronic Illness Induced Cat Obsession” so I love this. LOL
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