If you are a cat, you already know everything about Secret Cat Stuff (SCS). All cats are automatically members of Cat Club, where SCS is studied. For you non-felines, I’m sharing some the basic rules of Cat Club here. Reading this list does not entitle you to claim that you understand cats.
1st RULE of Cat Club: You do not talk about Cat Club.
2nd RULE of Cat Club: You DO NOT talk about Cat Club.
3rd RULE of Cat Club: If someone says “no, no, bad kitty,” this may be ignored.
4th RULE of Cat Club: Only one cat to a lap, unless it’s extra squishy.
5th RULE of Cat Club: One snack at a time, unless you are really hungry.
6th RULE of Cat Club: No shirts without fur.
7th RULE of Cat Club: Naps will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE of Cat Club: If this is your first day of Cat Club, you HAVE to nap.