If you’re an avid Fancy Feast fan (and who isn’t?), you know they create a holiday ornament each year to celebrate the magical season of giving to your cats. Ordinary people (and dogs) have to head over to Facebook to buy one, but loyal CFB fans can get one for free. You know I have special connections with the folks at Fancy Feast. Since I am a cat, I exploit those relationships to get things I want.
Trees are great places to hang cat toys
You need more ornaments for your tree. Why? Because your cat likes a variety of challenges in batting items off of the tree. Plus, this ornament is very cute. Not as cute as me, of course, but still adorable.
I hear Fancy Feast has been doing the ornament thing since 1984, providing generations of felines with tree-clearing pleasure. The 2012 Fancy Feast holiday ornament is made of polished metal and has ears that could be cat-like, except they do not swivel. The circular plates are tied together with a soft ribbon to provide a high quality play experience.
Fancy Feast Ornament
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To claim one of the highly-collectible ornaments:
A) Arrange for a large truckload of Fancy Feast to arrive at my door
** OR **
B) Subscribe to my blog, then leave a comment on this blog post and explain why you think I am awesome
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I’ve already pushed quite a few ornaments under the couch and in to the heat register, so I have a limited supply to give away. Winners will be chosen by Secret Cat Methods by December 1.
Be sure to include your e-mail (which will not be published), so my staff can contact you to take care of the shipping details.
Meow.
Photo credits: http://www.flickr.com/photos/damselfly58/5246361170/
You are awesome simply because you are a cat. All cats are awesome, and there is nothing on this Earth that can dispute this fact! :3
You don’t need a ‘reason’ to be awesome; YOU ARE A CAT.
Thus, innate awesomeness.
Fancy Feast is the only feast my fancy lady will eat. She’s staring at me now, trying to make me think she hasn’t had dinner yet. Perhaps she could sometimes stare at a shiny ornament instead?
My 3 black cats just love your tweets. We read them to each other & just laugh and laugh! They don’t have any ornaments of their own, but they’re ok with sharing – meowy Christmas!
I think you are awesome because you are a cat. You also fill my days with many laughs. But more importantly, you are an awesome cat.
I’m pretty sure you and my cat share a brain. That is why I love you.
CFB you are awesome because you make me and my girls smile plus you are such a magnificent specemen of pure catitude! My girls have made it their mission to be just like you! And you are cute and fluffy!
CFB, you’re awesome because you make me smile.
Why do I think you’re awesome? Helloooo!!!!! You’re a cat and you’re…like…the poster child for why cats are cool and dogs drool. Shoot, the world needs more cool cats like you. And oh yeah, my kitties LOVE Fancy Feast!!
Thanks and have a purrfect day!
Lynda.
You are awesome because you explain my own cats to me. For that, I thank you.
Christmas exists for the very purpose to provide me some awesome entertainment in the winter. I get grouchy that the birds fly away because of these white things that cover the ground. I spend a lot of time watching them out the window. And then they leave. The tree that appears in the house, filled with shiny things keeps me busy for days and hours. Sometimes the people in the house get grouchy, maybe because of the white things or perhaps because of the crashing sounds from the tree. But I know how to get them smiling – by laying under the tree, with the colored lights reflecting magically off my perfectly shiny black and white fur. So there. I rule again. Signed, Oreo the cat.
YOU are AWESOME because YOU appreciate the finer things in life. Like a shiny dangley paw target hanging off of a tree!~
I love all cats, thus I love you. However I love you more than the average kitty cuz you blog & tweet!!! It’s incredible, if only I could get my cat to do the same…
You are amazingly fluffy and an inspiration to cats and humans everywhere. Your tweets and pics are treasured glimpses into your life and mind that we all should apply to our daily lives.
We live reading all your great tweets! And we love Fancy Feast!
You are awesome because you voice all the things my cat wishes she could say! She says your words are the truth! She especially loves your tweets hating on dogs.
You are cute and fabulous… nothing more is required of you to be considered awesome! Plus, you give away free ornaments that will provide my cats with endless hours of entertainment.
We love reading your great tweets and love fancy feast too!
You’re awesome because you’re a ferocious, intelligent, and all-around awesome feline!
You are a cat, thus awesome is you
Describing how awesome you are is so hard. No one can look cute & lay on the couch like you. I greatly appreciate your tweets that better let me understand my kitties, like how they would like warmer milk & that I should make tuna juice icing for Christmas cookies. You’re awesome because you fit your fans in to your incredibly busy schedule. You have even survived living with a Labradumb.
You are because you make me laugh!
Please please please!
Besides being awesome simply because you are a cat (which is a given and therefore not necessary to repeat), you are even more awesome because you have mastered blogging which I imagine is difficult with the mouse always nearby trying to distract you.
You are awesome because you’re a cat. And because you bring a smile to my face on twitter when you remind me of all the things my creature, I mean loveable cat, does to me on a daily basis and remind me of all the things I get to look forward to when I come home from work. Like today, my cat decided to leave me a dead roach as a present.
And my cat, like you, would thoroughly enjoy a new shiny ornament to play with. =)
You are awesome because you are a cat! It’s that simple-cats rule, dogs are dumb
We think you are awesome ………
Mumma T only has stupid carousel horse ornaments on her tree and we need your awesomeness to travel to Australia so we can remind her that as FELINES we are to be pampered, adored, worshipped & honoured as your Awesomeness reminds us with every awesome tweet (Louise: pssstt… that the baby birds tweeting there in the tree outside the front door? Stella: no silly!!! It is what we are doing to her Awesomeness Cat Food Breathe who we adore…….Remember?????)
sorry – she gets easily distracted by noises….where were we??? Oh that is right….exhaulting the Awesomeness of you!!!!! So, in our most humble of plaintive voices, we beg the Awesome one to please bless our tree this year abd remind Mumma T what the real pupose of Catmiss is ( aka Christmast) the honourable worshipping if the Felines once more!!!! All our purrs to you (=**=) x2
Since you are awesome you must be a cat. And not just any cat. You are one that gives out free stuff. By the way that Fancy Feast Mornings you sent Domino is his new favorite food. Thanks
My cats say you’re awesome because you’re a cat, I would have to agree with that.
CFB is awesome because furry and fabulous never looked so easy!
You are awesome for giving away Fancy Feast ornaments! But you are also awesome on a daily basis, with all the clever, true, and hilarious comments you post on Twitter and your blog.
You make me happy every day.
You are totally awesome for a variety of reasons. First of all, you and @WilWheatonsCat are not only best buddies, but I suspect separated at birth. Secondly, you have a cute little tummy, and I find it hard to resist rubbing that belly. Next, I find you impossible to satisfy….like most cats, but you still offer affection in exchange for food. I’ve also had to really work on my culinary skills to keep you satisfied. While I’m at it, let me offer you a little tuna sashimi bribe in exchange for the ornament…I know thing one and thing two are offering you an abysmal thanksgiving.
We don’t have Fancy Feast in the UK and my babies Nina Tyler and Maximus Disruptus (Max for short) are not impressed. Anything you can do about it? X
You are awesome! Why? Well why is the sky blue? Why is Monday always harder than Friday? Why does my cat hide her toys in my shoe? Some great questions of the Earth will never be fully answered, but I know you are awesome because of all you do for us, your humble followers! P.S. please choose me as I am a faithful follower! Thanks
You are no ordinary cat. You have cat class, cat style and you strut right by with your tail in the air. And your fur servants worship you properly. As if you were a descendant of the Egyptian cat goddess. Oh wait. You are a descendant of said cat goddess.
Your awesomeness is shown by the lovely Cat Haiku you bestow upon your loyal subjects. My cats have begun to leave me hints that they, too, want to haiku.
Love little furballs.
Meow at oh dark thirty.
Just wake me up now.
You are awesome because you provide me, & millions of twitterers with endless entertainment. You let a dog live with you, which is the most selfless public service any awesome cat can do. You write fabulous cat Haiku – which is my cat’s (& my) favourite thing on the Internet.
CFB FOREVER!!!
You put into words what cats all over the world are thinking. You provide us minions with insight into the cat psyche, letting us know what our own cats are really wanting. Like Fancy Feast. More love. Less dogs. Better couches. Warmer laps. And a bigger Christmas tree to pull over this year.
CFB, you are pawsome because you advocate for cat superiority over the labradumb!
You are awesome because you are the one and only CFB! You are awesome because you are the funniest and most honest cat on Twitter, and you make my four kitties laugh every day. They wait for your tweets to,see what you are up to! You are also awesome because who else could put up with the Labradumb so well? And you have good taste – my kitties won’t eat anything but Fancy Feast either.
Happy Thanksgiving to the best Twittering Kitteh!
CFB, you’ve always been a wonderful friend to my cat Spinner on twitter! You’re also an inspiration to my baby kitty Lulu. They both always look forward to reading your posts and rely on you for Secret Cat Stuff meetings. This year will be Lulu’s first Christmas and she’d really love to have a shiny new ornament to celebrate her first Christmas and to hone her hunting skills!
Your dedication to find the labradum a home more suited to his special needs is quite awesome. You are a most thoughtful feline!
Dear CFB
I have read some of your sage and sarcastic snippets from Twitter to my two kittehs who just look at me with that bland, “yeah what” face.
We’d love an ornament.
Cheers
CFB, you are awesome, because you say you are, and we have found no reason to doubt that!
You are so generous to share your Fancy Feast Bounty with those of us kitties who are not as fan-tabbie-ulous as you are. You are truly in the spirit of the holidays and we scuff our collective toes in the dirt and are humbled because we are so unworthy of such generosity.
(was that good? did we get it right?…)
Harry, Dexter and Tipp
You live with a labradumb and still maintain your awesomeness. Maybe it’s the extra claws. (Although some might not think you’re so awesome at 3:00 AM when we’re trying to sleep.) You always have something to share with your fans, be it a quip, a picture, a dog to take away, or a Fancy Feast ornament.
I’d love one
You are awesome because you show us poor stupid humans that Christmas–as well as the rest of life itself–is All About the Cat.
Ok, this is kind of embarrassing but I am a dog and I would like one of these ornament things for my cats Bert and Sophie. See, I am a dog that wants to give to my cats even though they can be a real pain in my furry behind, I do like them and I bet they would love to play with such an ornament on our tree. I don’t have enough money to buy them something myself so this ornament would be perfect and then maybe they would be nicer to me. Thank you
Emma
My dear furiend as a fellow kitteh I can say you are pawsome simply because you exist! Cats by virture of being make the world a better place! You make my hooman laugh and that scores you lots of points! I could go on & on but really, we both know you’re amazing & there’s no point in saying it over and over!
That Fancy Feast ornament does look like it would be a LOT of fun on my CrispMouse tree…. *paws crossed*
((HUGS))
You are the most awesome cat on Twitter! Even better than Ricky Gervais’ cat! I want an ornament to give to my cat-owning friends since I have no cat of my own. Why? Cause you are too awesome to compete with! Cats Rule!
Bec
Since Fancy Feast is sending me an ornament, I’m not entering the giveaway. But who wouldn’t want to help explain your awesomeness?
1. You sometimes say your name, Breath. Cat Food Breath. And your favorite drink is tuna juice, shaken not stirred.
2. You put a real wit in Twitter.
3. You’re VERY CUTE!!!
Oh Kitty you’re so fine, you’re so fine, you blow my mind. OH KITTY! (repeat to fade whilst jumping around with pom poms)
You already know I think you’re the Cat’s meow! I have four furbabies, three black, one Bengal, three girls and a boy. All have been spayed/neutered. They are happy and healthy, most are shelter rescues and fosters who became permanents.
And they need a new cat toy to play with on the tree. The oldest likes to lie under it and let the lights play on his glossy black fur. He thinks he’s a furry Christmas present. (cute cat behavior hint). A Fancy Feast Cat Ornament would be just the toy for them. Purrfect for batting!
Happy Christmas, Meowy New Year.
CatFoodBreath, You make me laugh…and understand my kitties better. I also share your posts and tweets with other Cat Lovers.
Your awesome generosity is overwhelming. Not just with cat fur and hairballs, but now Christmas trees ornaments also! You are spoiling your fans.
You are awesome, oh wise one!
What are the two best things in the world? Kitties and Christmas! You put them together in a Fancy Feast ornament and it’s almost too wonderful. Happy Holidays To All
CFB, you are so generous this time of year. Our human would love to receive this year’s FF ornament, as she didn’t know it existed until you just told us! Craziness! We are Pandora and Cheetoh and we have been FOCFB since inception and Pandora often steps on her human’s keyboard in an attempt to find your latest posting. Occupy the couch may be over, but occupy the Christmas Tree is in full affect at our house. Meowy Christmas to you CFB!
did you get the case of fancy feast i sent you yet?