If you’re an avid Fancy Feast fan (and who isn’t?), you know they create a holiday ornament each year to celebrate the magical season of giving to your cats. Ordinary people (and dogs) have to head over to Facebook to buy one, but loyal CFB fans can get one for free. You know I have special connections with the folks at Fancy Feast. Since I am a cat, I exploit those relationships to get things I want.
You need more ornaments for your tree. Why? Because your cat likes a variety of challenges in batting items off of the tree. Plus, this ornament is very cute. Not as cute as me, of course, but still adorable.
I hear Fancy Feast has been doing the ornament thing since 1984, providing generations of felines with tree-clearing pleasure. The 2012 Fancy Feast holiday ornament is made of polished metal and has ears that could be cat-like, except they do not swivel. The circular plates are tied together with a soft ribbon to provide a high quality play experience.
To claim one of the highly-collectible ornaments:
A) Arrange for a large truckload of Fancy Feast to arrive at my door
** OR **
B) Subscribe to my blog, then leave a comment on this blog post and explain why you think I am awesome
I’ve already pushed quite a few ornaments under the couch and in to the heat register, so I have a limited supply to give away. Winners will be chosen by Secret Cat Methods by December 1.
Be sure to include your e-mail (which will not be published), so my staff can contact you to take care of the shipping details.