Dear Thing One:
I know you were at work and then out doing other things that kept you from watching the dog all day. I took the liberty of making a list of all of the canine transgressions that occurred while you were out.
doesn’t this face look guilty?
The dog….
- Ate all the cat food
- Knocked the plant off the shelf
- Ate part of the plant that was knocked off the shelf
- Got cat fur all over the clean laundry
- Pushed all the items off your dresser
- Relocated that jewelry on the night stand
- Opened the cupboard and fished out the bag of catnip
- Demolished the bag of catnip
- Got a claw snagged in your new sweater, leaving a small hole
- Pushed the television remote under the couch
- Played a game with that report you need for work
- Tried to blame everything on the kitty
The hat says it all
I trust that you will find some appropriate punishment for the dog.
Sincerely,
CFB
Bad dog, indeed!
That’s why I’m a cat-person, not a dog-person! Bad dog!
Hmmm…as I dog I have to question at least some of these crimes and suggest that perhaps said cat has framed the poor obedient dog???
Thank god cats have evolved to the point where they can read & write (and blog). Poor dogs just haven’t reached that level yet. Thus, the hat. Signed, Alexandria’s #GangOfSeven