Here’s the Trick-Or-Treat recap at my house:
- Stupid dogs in costume at beginning of evening: 1
- Times the doorbell rang: 43
- Total number of Trick-or-Treaters on doorstep: 65
- Number of parents accompanying Trick-or-Treaters: 17
- Times I clearly said: “Help yourself to the dog. Free dog. A great treat.”: 142
Dogs look better in costume
- Children who stated “Look at the cute doggie!”: 33
- Number of visitors who said “Oh, [gibberish word they say when referring to Thing One], I love the costume on [gibberish word they say when referring to the Labradumb]. What a good dog!”: 12
- Times I clearly said: “Please take the dog with you. Help yourself.”: 217
- Number of visitors who said “My, your kitty’s very vocal tonight!”: 20
- Stupid dogs remaining at end of evening: 1
Epic fail.
You poor baby. People are so stupid. And they obviously don’t speak cat.
Have you tried an auction for a charity? Way to get rid of the dog AND support a good cause.
Just a thought
Purrs
Unlucky, CFB. You must be devvo’d. Take yourself off to a darkened room and have a nap. Just for a change…
Ha, ha, ha…we dogs enjoy all the fuss on Halloween but mom locks out cats in the basement…keeps them out of trouble and helps to make sure us dogs get the spotlight!
Reminds me of how Mr. Pooky would lay on the back of the couch and every time the doorbell rang would run and hide from the goblins, I miss him.