I’ve had quite a bit of response to my interview with the Labradumb. People were so enthusiastic, I decided to interview another of my favorite household pets: ME.
Siamese cats are VERY good looking
Read on for the most fascinating interview I’ve had the pleasure of conducting…
CatFoodBreath: How did you get started with your awesome internet presence?
CFB: I was online one day, trying to sell the dog on eBay, and I stumbled across Twitter. I was intrigued by the logo, and signed up. I admit I first thought the site might be about bird snacks. The rest is internet history.
CatFoodBreath: You do a fabulous job maintaining your online roles. Does it ever interfere with your other duties?
CFB: I still manage to get in my required 22 hours of sleep every day, and I stay focused on my key responsibilities of occupying the couch and looking very cute.
CatFoodBreath: What is your favorite color?
CFB: Siamese.
CatFoodBreath: We understand you are a fashion expert?
CFB: Yes. It’s shocking how often humans go out in public with little to no cat fur on their clothes. Don’t they realize it makes them look like a catless person?
CatFoodBreath: Let’s not talk about the Labradumb.
CFB: Agreed.
Siamese cats are very, very cute
CatFoodBreath: What do you like to drink at the end of a hard day on the couch?
CFB: Tuna juice. Shaken, not stirred.
CatFoodBreath: Do you have any advice for humans? For cats?
CFB: Cats understand what “no” means, they just don’t care. If you are a cat, you already know everything.
CatFoodBreath: Are there any negative aspects of being so cute and adorable?
CFB: Not really.
CatFoodBreath: Talk about what it takes to maintain your fabulousness.
CFB: I have a strict workout plan that includes yoga, stretching, meditation, and roll-overs. I have a private chef and masseuse on staff. I have a 24/7 focus on ME.
CatFoodBreath: Describe what you do when you need a break.
CFB: I vacation on the comfy chair. I also recently acquired a new cardboard box that’s pretty posh. The best break I get is when the Labradumb goes for a walk.
CatFoodBreath: I’m getting sleepy. I think we need to wrap up this interview.
CFB: Agreed!
Siamese cats are fantastic
photo credits: http://www.flickr.com/photos/derposchist/2580302015/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jowo/7182064214/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/9221141@N02/2468668213/
You’re my model…
Me concurs with everything yous said about siamese! me thinks wes is the bestest cats in catdom!
Kisses
Nellie
“22 hours of sleep every day”? That’s so fascinating
Oh, CFB, you put it so succinctly! We LOVED your interview with the Labradumb!!!
Wow! Beautiful and sarcastic! Just my type. You need to post more often.