Interview with an Awesome Cat
I’ve had quite a bit of response to my interview with the Labradumb. People were so enthusiastic, I decided to interview another of my favorite household pets: ME.
Siamese cats are VERY good looking
Read on for the most fascinating interview I’ve had the pleasure of conducting…
CatFoodBreath: How did you get started with your awesome internet presence?
CFB: I was online one day, trying to sell the dog on eBay, and I stumbled across Twitter. I was intrigued by the logo, and signed up. I admit I first thought the site might be about bird snacks. The rest is internet history.
CatFoodBreath: You do a fabulous job maintaining your online roles. Does it ever interfere with your other duties?
CFB: I still manage to get in my required 22 hours of sleep every day, and I stay focused on my key responsibilities of occupying the couch and looking very cute.
CatFoodBreath: What is your favorite color?
CatFoodBreath: We understand you are a fashion expert?
CFB: Yes. It’s shocking how often humans go out in public with little to no cat fur on their clothes. Don’t they realize it makes them look like a catless person?
CatFoodBreath: Let’s not talk about the Labradumb.
Siamese cats are very, very cute
CatFoodBreath: What do you like to drink at the end of a hard day on the couch?
CFB: Tuna juice. Shaken, not stirred.
CatFoodBreath: Do you have any advice for humans? For cats?
CFB: Cats understand what “no” means, they just don’t care. If you are a cat, you already know everything.
CatFoodBreath: Are there any negative aspects of being so cute and adorable?
CFB: Not really.
CatFoodBreath: Talk about what it takes to maintain your fabulousness.
CFB: I have a strict workout plan that includes yoga, stretching, meditation, and roll-overs. I have a private chef and masseuse on staff. I have a 24/7 focus on ME.
CatFoodBreath: Describe what you do when you need a break.
CFB: I vacation on the comfy chair. I also recently acquired a new cardboard box that’s pretty posh. The best break I get is when the Labradumb goes for a walk.
CatFoodBreath: I’m getting sleepy. I think we need to wrap up this interview.
Siamese cats are fantastic
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