The Twelve Days of Christmas are the days from December 25 (Christmas) to January 6 (Epiphany). The Twelve Days of Catmas may be celebrated any time your cat desires.
Twelve days of Catmas
Sing along with the this favorite holiday song:
On the first day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants a partridge in the food bowl.
On the second day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
two bales of catnip
On the third day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
On the fourth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
On the fifth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: FIVE Fancy Feasts! FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
On the sixth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts! FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
six bowls of cream
On the seventh day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good), SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts! FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
On the eighth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: EIGHT maids for milk serving, SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good) SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts! FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
On the ninth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: NINE napping places, EIGHT maids for milk serving, SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good) SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts! FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
On the tenth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: TEN staff for feeding, NINE napping places, EIGHT maids for milk serving, SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good) SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts! FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
Nine napping places
On the eleventh day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: ELEVEN cat toys skittering, TEN staff for feeding, NINE napping places, EIGHT maids for milk serving, SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good) SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts! FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
is there a partridge in this food bowl?
On the twelfth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: TWELVE dog free months, ELEVEN cat toys skittering, TEN staff for feeding, NINE napping places, EIGHT maids for milk serving, SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good) SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts! FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
Photo credits:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/choctruffle/5194151062/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ncbrian/1459273097/
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/jessiewhittle/3321652398/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gothormr/3093167979/
Brilliant! I think if Oscar Wilde’s wit could be reincarned in cat form, it would be you!Favorite lines are “Five Fancy Feasts!” and “A Partridge in the Food Bowl”
Thats a rilly good chrispmouse carol but cud you add sumthin abowts da tp? I wud likes twelve toylet paperz fur nomming an you can haz all mai partridjis.
Are you sure June Buggie didn’t write that? It sounds just like something my cat would say.