Twelve days of Catmas

 The Twelve Days of Christmas are the days from December 25  (Christmas) to January 6 (Epiphany).  The Twelve Days of Catmas may be celebrated any time your cat desires. 

Twelve days of Catmas

 
Sing along with the this favorite holiday song:
 
On the first day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants a  partridge in the food bowl.
 
On the second day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.

two bales of catnip

 
On the third day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants: THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
 
On the fourth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants:  FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
 
On the fifth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants:  FIVE Fancy Feasts!  FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
 
On the sixth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants:  SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts!  FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
 

six bowls of cream

On the seventh day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants:  SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good), SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts!  FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
 
On the eighth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants:  EIGHT maids  for milk serving, SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good)  SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts!  FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
 
On the ninth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants:  NINE napping places, EIGHT maids  for milk serving, SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good)  SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts!  FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
 
On the tenth  day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants:  TEN staff for feeding, NINE napping places, EIGHT maids  for milk serving, SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good)  SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts!  FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
 

Nine napping places

On the eleventh day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants:  ELEVEN cat toys skittering, TEN staff for feeding, NINE napping places, EIGHT maids  for milk serving, SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good)  SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts!  FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
 

is there a partridge in this food bowl?

On the twelfth day of Catmas, your true love kitty wants:  TWELVE dog free months, ELEVEN cat toys skittering, TEN staff for feeding, NINE napping places, EIGHT maids  for milk serving, SEVEN swans a swimming (assuming swans taste good)  SIX bowls of cream, FIVE Fancy Feasts!  FOUR calling birds, THREE French hens (converted in to chicken pâté), TWO bales of catnip and a partridge in the food bowl.
 
 
Photo credits:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/choctruffle/5194151062/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ncbrian/1459273097/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/katz2110/101775477/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jessiewhittle/3321652398/
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3 Responses to Twelve days of Catmas

  1. Mary Matthews says:

    Brilliant! I think if Oscar Wilde’s wit could be reincarned in cat form, it would be you!Favorite lines are “Five Fancy Feasts!” and “A Partridge in the Food Bowl”

  2. pandafur says:

    Thats a rilly good chrispmouse carol but cud you add sumthin abowts da tp? I wud likes twelve toylet paperz fur nomming an you can haz all mai partridjis.

  3. RumpyDog! says:

    Are you sure June Buggie didn’t write that? It sounds just like something my cat would say.

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